who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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