I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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