alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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