She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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