Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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