youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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