i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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