Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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