Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
All I want is dick and wine.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Panties = found
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
