If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i think i have two assholes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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