Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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