PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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