i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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