yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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