You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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