who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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