Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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