I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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