I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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