so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we're making bets on your personal life
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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