make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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