Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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