My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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