Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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