Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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