All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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