He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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