so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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