i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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