so explain again why im purple
no
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
