Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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