I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
my god I love twenty year old dicks
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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