also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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