I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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