spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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