K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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