but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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