Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
