guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Floor bacon is actually really good
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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