she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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