I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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