i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
