I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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