scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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