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(517): View more from Michigan

6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.

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(916): View more from California

We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.

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(951): View more from California

As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it

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(443): View more from Maryland

Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?

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(909): View more from California

I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.

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(410): View more from Maryland

If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.

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(631): View more from New York

It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.

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(815): View more from Illinois

When did angry sex become our thing?

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(425): View more from Washington

We’re leaving where are you

(206): View more from Washington

Hold on Toxic just started playing

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