but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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