Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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