I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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