Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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