THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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