So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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