you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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