If i come over, it means nothing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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