I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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