My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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