at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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