i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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