there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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