She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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